Some Weekend Fun
So I don't get out very often anymore. No reason really, I just usually don't. But around Christmas I usually get to see old friends more, go out more, and generally have a rockin time. Friday was the boss' Christmas party, and saturday was Sue's birthday party. Both were interesting.
Things I learned on friday:
--Pot Luck dinners with many attendees = looooots of food
--Down Syndrome children are very good at Sign Language...and when they're 3 they're adorable!
--Black Labs slobber. A lot.
--Cheap wine does not get me drunk.
--Playing Taboo with Michael will always bring about the words "porn" "me" or "sex".
Now saturday. The big day. Well after I arrived home I went to Joe's to hang out and drool over movie trailers, then to dinner with Sue and Joe at our favorite place, Ciccino's. Mmmm calzones...After that we met Sue's roommates at her house, got each of our respective cars, and went to the hotel to meet Gabe and Justin (Big Poppa and Beener Neener, Virgin Mary and JW.....the names go on and on) and later on Steph and Stacey and friends.
So we start drinking in one of our 3 hotel rooms (it pays to know someone who runs a hotel), and Gabe and Justin get a little silly with liquor in the coffee pots. Joe also got decidedly intimate with a sex book:
We played Asshole for a little while, and the smart girl I am, I decided to buy Labatt Ice for myself so I'd really get drunk. Well I really got drunk. Before we even left for the bars. I found the hotel room notepad and started writing notes for people, which caught on. I was the President and Justin was the Asshole so I wrote notes for us stating our relative positions. Then other notes started getting passed around, and then we started taking proud note displaying pictures. Note how drunk I look:
So we play some liquid hell, which THANK GOD I didn't lose because I am the biggest lightweight ever and I was already on my 4th beer. Then we went to Gallaghers. Where I saw and talked to an interesting girl named Elise.
Now Elise went out with my ex, Nate, pretty much right after we broke up. This was probably almost 4 years ago. Nate to this day either refuses to talk to me or reacts to me with such animosity that I dont' try talking to him again for oh...another....year or so. I find talking to him interesting because he's probably the only person in the world that hates me so much. (if that makes any sense).
So Elise is in the bar, by herself, with a little cowboy hat on. I think...they must've broken up. Last I knew I thought they were getting married. So I see her, and she comes over and gives me a "HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! How AAAAAAAREEEE Yooooouuuuuu" which I of course drunkenly say back to her. At this point I haven't spoken to her since we rode the bus together in middle school. We talk, and yes, she has broken up with Nate. Apparently he was too boring and never wanted to go out or anything. Hmmm it took you 3 years of going out with him to figure that out? Anyway she doesn't hate me, which is cool, but I have confirmed from her that yes, Nate STILL hates me. Maybe I should stop trying to say hi when I see him in Wegmans.
So Joe and I have some interesting bathroom encounters, Gabe says he's leaving the bar to go to the hotel (I can tell he's drunk off his ass) and for most of the rest of the night Justin and I talk to each other and random other people. I did, however, learn a valuable piece of info at the bar....my ass is pretty damn nice. Yeah I'm not joking, that's the valuable info, deal with it.
We get home, God knows how, because I certainly don't remember walking back, and we find Gabe passed out near the toilet in his underwear. We also find a girl in the bed in the room with her pants off. Hmmm. Both are completely passed out and the girl has gotten sick all over herself. Blech.
So Justin takes my camera and takes about a million gross as hell pictures, including when Gabe wakes up and throws up all over the bathroom. At this point Sue has forced me into another bedroom because I was not helping at all, but when I went back into the room in the morning her and Justin told me that Gabe was not in good shape and had to be put in the shower, which he FELL ASLEEP in. This is the only pic I'm gonna show, because even though I'm relating this story (sorry Big Poppa) the pics are worse. So here's what you get to see:
After Justin and I have a ghostly scare where he says he doesn't believe in ghosts and the light turns off at that EXACT moment, I get breakfast with Sue and her roommates, pack up, and go on my merry way. I did see Gabe in the morning and he was okay, but still that was one hell of a scary night for him.
My mom forced me to make cut-out Christmas cookies with her when I stopped by there to say goodbye, then I came back to the apartment to find a big Christmas tree, complete with lights and bulbs, and decorations all over. Andrew said "I wanted to give you Christmas" because he's not going home and my family is retarded and hasn't even gotten a tree yet. (We get them FROM MY YARD how hard can it be). So I thought that was cute.
Ummm...the end.
Things I learned on friday:
--Pot Luck dinners with many attendees = looooots of food
--Down Syndrome children are very good at Sign Language...and when they're 3 they're adorable!
--Black Labs slobber. A lot.
--Cheap wine does not get me drunk.
--Playing Taboo with Michael will always bring about the words "porn" "me" or "sex".
Now saturday. The big day. Well after I arrived home I went to Joe's to hang out and drool over movie trailers, then to dinner with Sue and Joe at our favorite place, Ciccino's. Mmmm calzones...After that we met Sue's roommates at her house, got each of our respective cars, and went to the hotel to meet Gabe and Justin (Big Poppa and Beener Neener, Virgin Mary and JW.....the names go on and on) and later on Steph and Stacey and friends.
So we start drinking in one of our 3 hotel rooms (it pays to know someone who runs a hotel), and Gabe and Justin get a little silly with liquor in the coffee pots. Joe also got decidedly intimate with a sex book:
We played Asshole for a little while, and the smart girl I am, I decided to buy Labatt Ice for myself so I'd really get drunk. Well I really got drunk. Before we even left for the bars. I found the hotel room notepad and started writing notes for people, which caught on. I was the President and Justin was the Asshole so I wrote notes for us stating our relative positions. Then other notes started getting passed around, and then we started taking proud note displaying pictures. Note how drunk I look:
So we play some liquid hell, which THANK GOD I didn't lose because I am the biggest lightweight ever and I was already on my 4th beer. Then we went to Gallaghers. Where I saw and talked to an interesting girl named Elise.
Now Elise went out with my ex, Nate, pretty much right after we broke up. This was probably almost 4 years ago. Nate to this day either refuses to talk to me or reacts to me with such animosity that I dont' try talking to him again for oh...another....year or so. I find talking to him interesting because he's probably the only person in the world that hates me so much. (if that makes any sense).
So Elise is in the bar, by herself, with a little cowboy hat on. I think...they must've broken up. Last I knew I thought they were getting married. So I see her, and she comes over and gives me a "HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! How AAAAAAAREEEE Yooooouuuuuu" which I of course drunkenly say back to her. At this point I haven't spoken to her since we rode the bus together in middle school. We talk, and yes, she has broken up with Nate. Apparently he was too boring and never wanted to go out or anything. Hmmm it took you 3 years of going out with him to figure that out? Anyway she doesn't hate me, which is cool, but I have confirmed from her that yes, Nate STILL hates me. Maybe I should stop trying to say hi when I see him in Wegmans.
So Joe and I have some interesting bathroom encounters, Gabe says he's leaving the bar to go to the hotel (I can tell he's drunk off his ass) and for most of the rest of the night Justin and I talk to each other and random other people. I did, however, learn a valuable piece of info at the bar....my ass is pretty damn nice. Yeah I'm not joking, that's the valuable info, deal with it.
We get home, God knows how, because I certainly don't remember walking back, and we find Gabe passed out near the toilet in his underwear. We also find a girl in the bed in the room with her pants off. Hmmm. Both are completely passed out and the girl has gotten sick all over herself. Blech.
So Justin takes my camera and takes about a million gross as hell pictures, including when Gabe wakes up and throws up all over the bathroom. At this point Sue has forced me into another bedroom because I was not helping at all, but when I went back into the room in the morning her and Justin told me that Gabe was not in good shape and had to be put in the shower, which he FELL ASLEEP in. This is the only pic I'm gonna show, because even though I'm relating this story (sorry Big Poppa) the pics are worse. So here's what you get to see:
After Justin and I have a ghostly scare where he says he doesn't believe in ghosts and the light turns off at that EXACT moment, I get breakfast with Sue and her roommates, pack up, and go on my merry way. I did see Gabe in the morning and he was okay, but still that was one hell of a scary night for him.
My mom forced me to make cut-out Christmas cookies with her when I stopped by there to say goodbye, then I came back to the apartment to find a big Christmas tree, complete with lights and bulbs, and decorations all over. Andrew said "I wanted to give you Christmas" because he's not going home and my family is retarded and hasn't even gotten a tree yet. (We get them FROM MY YARD how hard can it be). So I thought that was cute.
Ummm...the end.
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